when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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