if i died would you start the facebook group?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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