I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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