Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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