Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
