Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just pee around me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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