do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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