You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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