Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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