I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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