i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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