It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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