dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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