So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I fill condoms, not promises.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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