I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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