HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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