I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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