you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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