i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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