Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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