she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
whose parrot is this?
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