My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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