I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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