Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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