sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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