Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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