Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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