Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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