if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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