I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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