WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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