Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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