only if we run a train.
done.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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