In the future we'll all be gay
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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