If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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