This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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