The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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