oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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