GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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