All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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