I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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