...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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