I'm jealous of your bromance
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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