I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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