ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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