How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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