shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me