dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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