is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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