It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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