I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just had sex bonerless
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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