just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
