Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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