He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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