I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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