your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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